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Post by Taraniss on Jul 29, 2006 11:26:50 GMT -5
I know that we're still a small guild but I would like to file a formal complaint regarding Licinius' nearly perpetual sexual advances. Although I understand that he is lonely and Scottish, there is simply no excuse for creating such a hostile gaming environment. GM Takin, please take the appropriate disciplinary action. I just feel so dirty when he looks at me with those crusty little beady eyes.
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Post by takin on Aug 8, 2006 12:31:26 GMT -5
I have give much thought to the dilemna brought before me. I have concluded that the best way to deal with this situation, and any similar in nature that may arise in the future, is a duel. That's right, Licinius and Taraniss will match up in combat and to the winner goes the bragging rights to the others ass. Beating that is. Taraniss can use his "pointy little arrow(s)" and Licinius can unsheath is little "butt"stabber, err i mean "backstabber" and to the winner goes the spoils. This will be a live event for all to come witness. The event is scheduled to take place at the Jaggedswine Farm just outside Ogrimmar in the hog pen.
The date will be announced in the near future. (As soon as you guys decide.) Advanced ticket sales are available. Just send your gold now to me. Thats T. A. K. I. N. at any mailbox on the illidan server. Sorry no credit cards excepted. Don't miss out on this once in a life time epic battle between 2 of the founding members of the regulators guild. The winner gets half the ticket sales. No refunds if the battle is over in 5 seconds.
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Post by Licinius on Aug 9, 2006 8:17:09 GMT -5
I accept the challenge. Obviously Fantasy land has brought to life Taraniss' fantasy of having a real rogue in his life. Sad. I'm sure now that the match is on, he will consider letting his pet do the fighting for him. It is time to face the music arrow chucker!
Kisses,
Licinius
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Post by Taraniss on Aug 10, 2006 9:57:51 GMT -5
Is it on? Oh its on. Let my proclamation go forth, I will incur only so much as a flesh wound during my demonstration with this bard. School is in session, notes are not required, but there will be a short quiz after class. Peace.
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Post by Taraniss on Aug 10, 2006 9:59:37 GMT -5
Additionally, IF he manages to knock a point or two of my health off (doubtful) it would be completely attributable to my fiery enchants on his little pig stickers.
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Post by takin on Aug 19, 2006 3:39:26 GMT -5
There is an unofficial date set for Aug.20th. If both parties could confirm. The betting windows are now open. Please see ur locale guildmaster (GM) or GM alt to place ur bets.since this is the first recorded duel between guild members the odds stand even i will attempt to keep a running tab of all duel results for future bragging rights.
feel free to post any rules u would like instituted by the gm for the duel these rules will apply for all future duels as well. later
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